Monday, February 15, 2010

A Dog Leash - Cool Concept

    Okay. For all you dog walkers out there who don't seem to know what this is used for..I'll tell you.
See, when you go to a public park and yes I did say PUBLIC you must have some inkling that there will be other people there, yes with their dogs. Know where I am going with this, do ya punk?

      Please tell me you don't think those signs posted that simply state: dogs must be on a leash are just part of the scenery. My husband, myself, and our dog Mutzie frequent area Ohio parks quite often. We are there as I assume ( I know, I know, never assume) but that is exactly what I am doing here that most people are there for a nice leisurely walk, run, or just to sit and take in the surroundings. So is it so much to ask that yes you people who think this is somehow your private park can't seem to take what....a whole two minutes to put your dog on its leash.

        Why should the rest of us have to worry and keep an eye out and try to avoid you just because you think you have your furry friend under control. Tell me I'm wrong, but an animal is just that: An Animal. They go by instinct, go figure....Duh! I don't give a rats ass how much you think you know your pet, instinct is instinct.
     An apology just does not cut it when your dog is making doggy mush out of mine. Have some consideration for your fellow park goers... Not a difficult thing to do.
      Agree with me... Great! If not, Eat MyShortz!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Handicapped Drivers- Not So Handicapped

                 Don't get me wrong here folks. I have the utmost respect for the elderly. My own mom is one of those elderly beings. The pet peeve I have is the elderly drivers who have the handicapped tag hanging from their rear view mirror who seem to think they are the few, the proud, the right do whatever the hell they want on the roads.
              Just because you have lived longer then most of us, doesn't give you the right to ride my ass. Dirty... I know! I am really hoping and praying that the reason you do this is not because you can't see two feet in front of you. I do believe you should be able to have special parking at stores so you don't have to walk a long distance,but this does not make you a privileged driver..Understand???
               What is boggling my mind though (which is not hard to do by the way) is that when I do see an elderly person getting out of their vehicle some can barely walk. But put you behind the wheel and you become the Mario Andretti  of the freeway. Mind boggling isn't it? You may or may not agree with my sentiments, so you know what I always say:  You can Eat MyShortz!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Yes TO carrots

                        Dry skin, hands cracking?? I have had this problem for years. Living in Ohio in the winter can do terrible things to ones skin. Also working five days a week, eight hours a day with papers coming out the ying-yang can also be damaging to the skin. Over the years I have tried probably every lotion out there and none of them have ever seemed to do the job.
                        My husband, the big keeper up on current events read in the local newspaper about this new product for dry skin called...yes that's right..Yes TO carrots. He suggested I give it a try..can't be any worse then any of the other lotions I have used. I went to Walgreens and purchased a tube of the Hand and Elbow lotion. At first I was a little hesitant, it was costlier than other lotions I have tried, but I thought what the hell, I have wasted money on sillier things.
                         Brought it home and tried it, yes right away I did. Oh My God where have you been all my life you beautiful, not perfumy, and non greasy answer to my prayers! I now use this every morning and every night. I have a tube at work which I use every day. One of the other great things  about this spectacular lotion is that after you have put it on and for some reason need to wash your hands it seems the lotion still stays on for a while.
                         I now not only use the lotion, but the shampoo, body wash, and lip balm. I have recommended it to co-workers and they and their families now use it. It's like Heaven in a tube. One last thing for me to say...the ingredients are all natural. What more can you ask for??
                         Use this product and you can say Goodbye to dry skin and Hello to soft, non cracking skin.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Blinkers- not just accessories

Come on people... Yes I'm talking to you.. the ntitwits who drive on the freeway every morning as I do and most of the general population who have not figured out how those little things called blinkers work. Here is a crash course... When you feel the need to change lanes whether it be changing lanes to the left or I know here's a tricky the right use your DAMN blinker! This is a very simple process which most people most assuredly learned in one of their first classes in drivers ed. If you want to go to the left, push the little thingy that is attached to the left side of your steering wheel down. Now if you can look up at your dashboard and can do this without hitting the person in front of you that would be great.I know...the whole mutli-tasking thing can be confusing. Now see  what looks like an arrow just blinking away? That is what we who know how to use this is called a Blinker.....Pretty cool how that works don't ya think? Now, yes that's right if you want to change lanes and go to the right...come on I have some faith that you can figure this out on your own, just push that little lever... what way??? You got it up. See how easy this is. It wouldn't be such a problem for most of us if you don't want to use this cool invention I just told you about because you see...we can just use our crystal ball to be able to know what your next move is going to be. Oh my badness..we cant do that. See we tried the whole crystal ball thing, but the damn thing keeps rolling off the top of the dashboard! Go figure..And you know what I say at the end of each blog..If you agree with me....Great. If not, Eat MyShortz!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Brain Surgery

According to the internet, to become a brain surgeon you need to have the patience to train anywhere from 14- 20 years, nerves of steel, guts and intellect. I know....I said the same thing..Holy Shit!!! Makes sense I guess seeing as you are messing around in someone's head and a whoops is not gonna cut it when you f... up. Now to make a pot of coffee when you work in an office environment takes what, maybe a total of five minutes...this includes finding the coffee filter wherever it may be kept, opening the pack of coffee,

also allowing time to locate that and tearing open the packet which yes..believe it or not has an easy to rip spot right there on the packet itself. Sounds simple don't ya think??? Not so, working in an office pretty much guarantees at least 50% of the personnel have some sort of degree or training of some sort.So I ax you...why is it so difficult for one to make a simple, yes I said simple pot of coffee?? Baffling... don't ya think??? If you can find the time to get your butt out of your chair and walk to the lunchroom you can most certainly take that extra five minutes to make a damn pot of coffee...seeing as you probably poured enough for you to have a cup, but didn't bother to leave enough for someone else to enjoy that same pleasure. It's not brain surgery people...OBVIOUSLY!
And as I like to end my clever, but truthful blogs...If you agree...Great... If not you can Eat MyShortz!!!!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

People Who Love Their Jobs?

Every morning I drive to work, as most of us do..obviously-duh! Don't know if anyone else has noticed this phemonenon, but there are a HELL of alot of people who must really love their jobs.
The reason I am saying this is because for those people who seem to feel the need to drive like, excuse the language..Assholes they must really love what they do every day. I wish I loved my job as much as all of those people seem to love theirs. Let me take a wild guess, it's not that you want to get there that badly, it's just that you can't seem to get your ass out of the house a few minutes earlier so that you wouldn't have to drive like freaking maniacs... You know who you are! Instead of allowing more time in the morning you are going to put others lives in danger just because you can't seem to get your lazy, yes I mean lazy ass out of the house earlier... If you agree with me Great... If not....Eat MyShortz!!!!!!!